I Wanna Be a Cartoon Character

Here I am a la South Park! You have to be a computer genius to get this on your site. Check out some of the others that have already shared their cartoon personas.

The episode where I am the guest star would likely go something like this... I am featured driving around South Park having massive sneezing fits that cause utter mayhem and destruction. By the way, you do know how dangerous it is to sneeze and drive, right? It is completely impossible to keep your eyes open while sneezing.

After killing off many useless celebrities that have over stayed their fifteen minutes of fame, I crash into a lamp post but I am quickly rescued by a group of mommy bloggers and we all go off to the library to have pedicures and cosmopolitans. (Don't look so confused. It doesn't have to make sense!)