1. Drive She Said - Reasonable Gas Prices!
2. Bathroom talk on CNN
3. Extended bathroom break for Pilot
4. Too hairy to be called Laurence, parents seek the public's help to name their newborn son.
5. Break it to me gently. There is nothing like a quick e-mail to end employment.
6. Another perk! Being Prime Minister will land you an acting gig on a Television comedy.
7. Must not forget to drink fruit and vegetable juice.
8. It is great to be a bartender at Applebee's.
9. Astrologers still accept Pluto in their charts.
10. New romantic pop duo both suffer with laryngitis.
11. Being stuck for two weeks in a Tasmanian mine listening to the Foo Fighters on MP3 players will get you a date with Dave himself!
12. Magic 8 Ball winners of tonight's MTV VMA's.
13. North American's love pop culture but are lacking substance.
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