Thanks, but no thanks
We stop at a red light. I notice Colin checking out a young thing with legs up to here. I'm feeling a wee bit jealous because I've never pulled off a mini skirt in that fashion. It is unfeasible when you are not quite five foot four.
Teasingly, "So you think she's all that?"
"hmmmm..." (Wisely choosing to remain silent to avoid unnecessary grief.)
"Well tall girls aren't your type. All your ex's are my height."
"I found tall women enticing but I was too intimidated and shy to approach them."
Gasp! In quick retaliation, "Well I preferred short, dark haired men."
"You can have Tom Cruise."
Teasingly, "So you think she's all that?"
"hmmmm..." (Wisely choosing to remain silent to avoid unnecessary grief.)
"Well tall girls aren't your type. All your ex's are my height."
"I found tall women enticing but I was too intimidated and shy to approach them."
Gasp! In quick retaliation, "Well I preferred short, dark haired men."
"You can have Tom Cruise."
Edited to note: He was pleased as punch with his comeback and we laughed ourselves silly. Thankfully it also put an end to my self-conscious girlie ways.
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Izzy has worked her magic making my home so pretty. It makes up for having to redo my site with the Beta advances, which has been taking up all my time.
Thank you Izzy. You rock my world!
15 Singing the blues:
WOW. I LOVE the new look! Kudos to Izzy!
Izzy strikes again...it's great looking!
Tom Cruise? You tell him ALL movie stars and short so you will just have to start with Colin Farrell and end with that babe from Desperate Housewives!
It looks fab.
I like the new digs!
hehe I was always a sucker for tall guys so thankfully no one can threaten me with Tom!!
Pssha on mini skirts!
Intimidating? Hmmm... I wonder if all the boys in my high school felt like that? Makes me feel a whole lot better about my height! LOL I always felt like they thought I was a dork.
Izzy rocks!
You don't really want Tom Cruise, do you? haha....this post was funny! :)
Ha! I heard Tom Cruise wears two inch lifts in his shoes. And takes lots of vitamins.
Okay, that was really funny. Colin is a quick wit!
And I agree - the place looks beautiful. Izzy's the greatest.
Shucks, I was going to purchase that banner b/c I'm in really bad need of a new look. But it looks better on you anyway :)
Your husband is quick, that was good!
just be thankful. not like the other one. you got the good one.
yes i still read your blogs. miss you and your fam. mostly the girls.give them my love.
the old auntie rojo.
I hate blogger beta. Been trying to comment for days.
Colin cracks me up.
LOVE the new header.
let's see if this works .... or maybe you just broke up with me because a loooooong time ago I used to wear mini skirts...
I am SO loving your blog's fabulous new 'do. it's chic and pretty all at the same time (no easy feat, that).
Was she wearing a mini skirt?!?
laff.
I honestly don't remember.
and woohoo! Liz Phair thinks I’m funny.
Your site looks lovely! (much better than Tom Cruise...)
Kudos to you and to Izzy!
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