"Explore an unpaved road with a new friend."
a) I will develop an unconventional new friendship.
b) I will soon be eco trippin' again!
c) As of Thursday, September 20th, I'll be sucked into yet another season of reality television.
d) Three way cross promotion advertising on a free fortune cookie gives me something to think about while eating steamed rice and tofu. Yes, I'm sure no one cares what I ate for lunch but ooooh, look... a shiny wrapper!